Feeling a bit better now. It's so handy having a kiosk that sells rubber rings at the end of one's road.
That aside, I've received a response from Uranus regarding my online complaint about the hideous temporary fencing all along the cliff top promenade opposite Wellington Crescent. The Uranians say:
Dear Mr Eastcliff,
Thank you for your email. I have forwarded your enquiry onto our
Leisure Department, you can expect to receive a reply within the next
ten working days
I'm not entirely certain that my definition of 'leisure' would encompass railings. I did witness a couple of pit bulls enjoying a special cuddle up against a fence in Winterstoke Crescent the other day, but I think it's stretching a point.