Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Oh Fraptious Day!

With redundant street lamps about to be demolished, barker's nests being assiduously hoovered up by Fido, and untaxed cars being crushed all over Ramsgate, it's no wonder millionaires are pouring in from around the world to invest in the place. Only this afternoon, I spotted yet another Bentley Continental, this time in British Racing Green, sucking the pumps dry at one of our local petrol stations. I had a feeling it was Bruce, and was just about to dash over to congratulate him on his wise relocation from Ascot, when I noticed the back seat was piled high with old paint tins and bits of MDF. Oh well, it's an ill wind.

7 comments:

Nethercourt said...

Dame Tracy on the way to make a start on her new gallery?

postman patel said...

Don't effing talk to me about that bloody effing bloody Tracey effing bloody effing woman effing oh yes.

sfdretywu said...

Postman Pratel, are you not so keen on our Tray, perchance?
I'm quite sure, like most top celebs, that the poor girl is just misunderstood.
Mind you, akin to the Guardian crossword, she certainly doesn't make it easy for us.
I, for one, really wouldn't mind giving her a bloody good protecting!

RamSkateRaider.

postman patel said...

Effing bloody rubbish she bloody does init.

postman patel said...

Effing bloody rubbish she bloody does init.

sfdretywu said...

You can say that again!

I think, in the end, you'll need to explain though.

RamSkateRaider.

postman patel said...

She's bloody effing promoting her effing rubbish all the bloody time she is and what she effing ever bloody done for Ramsgate?