Friday, April 07, 2006

We Interrupt This Programme To Bring You An Important Announcement

We go over now live to Dermot Murnurnanahan live in our newsroom. Dermot...

Thanks Peter, and it has been announced in the past few minutes that the television, radio and internet celebrity Richard Eastcliff was found not very well today at his cliff top mansion in Ramsgate, Kent.

Mr Eastcliff, who is much loved throughout the nation by cyber nerds and couch potatoes alike, was discovered with his head trapped in a waste disposal unit. A Hairagami Hair Toolery Box was found at the scene, and it is believed that Mr Eastcliff may have been experimenting with hair substitutes.

Neighbours said that Mr Eastcliff had been taken from his home by ambulance, and had been heard to shout to onloookers: 'You can't get rid of me that easily!'

A spokesman for the QEQM Hospital in Margate said his condition was now 'satisfactory', and that he was soon expected to be sitting up and joking with nurses.

With that, it's back to you Peter.


sfdretywu said...

Did wonder about your remarkable restraint in the face of adversity.
Been feeling compromised, a little, myself, of late.
Today, the Fife of something.
Tomorrow, strains of modern life will be exploding everywhere.
I'm going to start walking around with a hankie over my mouth.
One flu over the cuckold's nest springs to mind.
Best wishes ECR.


BJG said...

What does it mean?

sfdretywu said...

Sooner or later, you may need to start working things out for yourself.

Personally, I would recommend a crochét needle for this unpleasant task.