We go over now live to Dermot Murnurnanahan live in our newsroom. Dermot...
Thanks Peter, and it has been announced in the past few minutes that the television, radio and internet celebrity Richard Eastcliff was found not very well today at his cliff top mansion in Ramsgate, Kent.
Mr Eastcliff, who is much loved throughout the nation by cyber nerds and couch potatoes alike, was discovered with his head trapped in a waste disposal unit. A Hairagami Hair Toolery Box was found at the scene, and it is believed that Mr Eastcliff may have been experimenting with hair substitutes.
Neighbours said that Mr Eastcliff had been taken from his home by ambulance, and had been heard to shout to onloookers: 'You can't get rid of me that easily!'
A spokesman for the QEQM Hospital in Margate said his condition was now 'satisfactory', and that he was soon expected to be sitting up and joking with nurses.
With that, it's back to you Peter.
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