Thursday, April 06, 2006

Load Of Old Rolex

Blast. Doing the Hairagami Hour on TV Shop later, but I've been held up, running around Ramsgate, trying to find somewhere that can fix the strap on my Rolex Oyster (Whitstable Edition). It's just that it's a bit of a lucky charm, and I never perform without it.

The place is heaving with Sunseekers and Bentleys, so you'd think they'd have a Rolex shop, wouldn't you?


Anonymous said...

There's a Rolex shop in Gent, Belgium. You could whip accross in you private jet in no time atall, but they're closed on Sundays!!

Jacksons' Dwarf said...

I believe they've recently opened one in Wank, Germany. Would be pronounced 'Vank', of course but they seem to be stepping in line with the English language (for flexibility and humour) so maybe they'll rename it Turkey Choker?
Anyway, hope this gets you strapped up for the weekend!

Mark Brown said...

Turkey choker?
I was of the impression that Turkey helped Germany out enormously after WWII by rebuilding their country for them.
Would be a shame if it came to that!

Eastcliff Richard said...

Dear Readers,

So kind of you all to suggest what I could do with my Rolex. In the end I had to go and do the Hairagami hour without it, had to make do with my Make Poverty History wristband instead. I felt naked and ashamed.

Toodle pip,