Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Turneramaland 2 -Seed Of Sandy

Well, it looks as if my Turner exclusive earlier today was bang on the money.

I only caught it on the local news, but the 'exciting' announcement this evening seemed to consist solely of our glorious local council leader Sandy Beach wandering around the Winter Gardens staring intently at his shoes, while some ruddy looking gentleman from Kent County Council muttered about 'consultation'. Later the TV cameras showed a red patch on a map, presumably the spot where the last architect to be commissioned to build the damn thing committed hara-kiri.

If only they would let us millionaires sort it out, we'd soon have the place up and running. In Ramsgate!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

No, you're wrong! Our glorious leader Sandy Beach is now a millionaire too (he said so at the meeting) - he wasn't staring intently at his shoes, he was working-out how rich he is by counting on his fingers & had to use his toes aswell!!

Eastcliff Richard said...

All 13 of them, presumably

sfdretywu said...

To fit into the last slipper?

RamSkateRaider.

BJG said...

Hey ram shite, what has the last slipper got to do with it?

Anonymous said...

One can only assume that RSR is wittily confusing the glass slipper that only fitted Cinderella with the Last Supper that Our Lord enjoyed with his disciples before being taken off to be crucified. And that somehow that is relevant to Sandy Beach having 13 toes.

This site gets stranger by the minute.

BJG said...

I've seen the light!

sfdretywu said...

There ya go, bjg (Big Jimmy Godden?)!
All you need to do is push your ears apart a bit.

RamSkateRaider.