Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Pyronews Update

Good to see Mrs Bling alive and unharmed on the local BBC news last night. Apparently she and her family have been devastated by the fire at Bling House, which investigators now believe was caused by 'discarded smoking materials'.

Sporting a jaunty T-shirt bearing the slogan '100% Werth it', Mrs Bling reassured the reporter during the live interview that the insurance would pay for everything to be restored to its former glory, right down to the Burberry wallpaper so beloved by Dickens.

1 comment:

J Smallweed said...

Glad to see our national heritage in such safe hands.

Shake me up, Judy.