Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Granville To Host Baftas

The Granville Theatre on Ramsgate's trendy East Cliff has been picked to host next year's Bafta Film Awards, it's emerged.

The surprise move came as the Academy announced that that bloody awful Noel has been nominated for a gong in this year's 'so what?' TV Baftas to be held next month. Also nominated in the ho-hum TV section is local Thanet soap, Bling House.

The much more prestigious film awards, which are usually held every February at London's Odeon Leicester Square, have moved to the Granville in honour of Ramsgate's new-found millionaire status, and the fact that local film and TV star Mr Richard Eastcliff lives nearby. Mr Eastcliff was unavailable for comment, due to a prior engagement with some lamp posts, but a spokesman said: "I'm sure he'll be delighted."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Luvs, count me in.

I remember poor dear Johnny etc

Anonymous said...

I've had more awards for my crinkly bottom than you've had hot dinners, Eastcliff, and don't you forget it.

Anonymous said...

Yer feckers yer can all feckin buy me a drink.

Anonymous said...

Aunty Laine said here here!!!

Richard Eastcliff said...

Good on yer Aunty Lainie! How are the fine oysters and wonderful sea food there in Taz?

Anonymous said...

Sorry, should have said:

"I have more awards in my crinkly bottom than you've had hot dinners etc..."

Rather better comic effect, don't you think?