Correction

I've been told that Margate is not in fact to host a torchlight procession in the middle of the afternoon on Monday, but that what is gathering at 3pm in Cecil Square is a 'flash mob'.

A 'flash mob' is the new, trendy thing for young people to do, whereby a bunch of them dress up nicely in designer suits and ties, stand around waving their wallets and buying their posh girlfriends expensive drinks, whilst talking a bit like Michael Caine. I think.