Marching Into Pooland

On a recent trip to stock up on Dom, I observed that someone has removed the first 'O' from both the signs directing local coprophiliacs to Pooland in Effingham Street, round the back of the Waitrose car park.

Recalling that our local council leader Sandy Beach has forewarned of 'an invasion at Westwood Cross', I can only assume that those clever psyops people have come up with a cunning plan to lure the marauding hoards onto terrain where our lads can better pursue a 'dirty war'.