I see from my site counteriser that I only require five more visits to clock up the lucky million. As it's Friday and I'm feeling drunk, er, generous, I'm going to hand a stonking 1,000,000 Indonesian Rupiahs to the millionth visitor.
Only problem is, I have no way of knowing who you are... So if you'd all care to leave your names and bank details over the next hour or so, I'm sure something can be arranged.
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'Fraid not, RSM, although the lucky millionth visitor has actually clocked up now. Unfortunately they'll never know how lucky they were, as they haven't left their details.
Oh well, the 1,000,000 Indonesian Rupiahs will have to stay in my Cayman Islands account earning a buggering useless 1p a year interest. Can't seem to offload the bastards on to anyone.
Phew! I thought I'd never get rid of those damn things. I'll jump straight in my Lear jet tomorrow and bring them back in a suitcase for you.
Actually I'll need several suitcases if memory serves.
I hear that the Indonesian money markets are up, on the back of unidentfied speculator interest.....
Curses! Does that mean the Indonesian Rupiah is now worth the same as the Botswanan Pula?
If it is, I'm going to have to skip the country.
I absolutely refuse to have a Freeview function on this site, as it's the government's blasted rush for digital that's causing all these steroid enhanced TV aerials that are springing up around here. Well, that and the portly seagulls.
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