Friday, May 05, 2006

Millionth Visit

I see from my site counteriser that I only require five more visits to clock up the lucky million. As it's Friday and I'm feeling drunk, er, generous, I'm going to hand a stonking 1,000,000 Indonesian Rupiahs to the millionth visitor.

Only problem is, I have no way of knowing who you are... So if you'd all care to leave your names and bank details over the next hour or so, I'm sure something can be arranged.

9 comments:

sfdretywu said...

I knew something special was going to happen to me today after all that coffee nastiness.
I've even gone to the trouble of doing currency conversions for you.
Did I win the £1-37¾?

Eastcliff Richard said...

'Fraid not, RSM, although the lucky millionth visitor has actually clocked up now. Unfortunately they'll never know how lucky they were, as they haven't left their details.

Oh well, the 1,000,000 Indonesian Rupiahs will have to stay in my Cayman Islands account earning a buggering useless 1p a year interest. Can't seem to offload the bastards on to anyone.

sfdretywu said...

Well I know who it is because I shut my browser down at least eight times after your kind offer.
Details will follow.
I presume, as with Cumulot, that I have six months in which to claim my prize?

Eastcliff Richard said...

Phew! I thought I'd never get rid of those damn things. I'll jump straight in my Lear jet tomorrow and bring them back in a suitcase for you.

Actually I'll need several suitcases if memory serves.

Nethercourt said...

I hear that the Indonesian money markets are up, on the back of unidentfied speculator interest.....

Eastcliff Richard said...

Curses! Does that mean the Indonesian Rupiah is now worth the same as the Botswanan Pula?

If it is, I'm going to have to skip the country.

sfdretywu said...

Interesting new way of raising money for chartity?
I get the feeling that that would take several months and really make your leg ache, but go for it!

sfdretywu said...

OK.... think I'm gonna have to start using the preview function.
What the heck is chartity?
Duh!

Eastcliff Richard said...

I absolutely refuse to have a Freeview function on this site, as it's the government's blasted rush for digital that's causing all these steroid enhanced TV aerials that are springing up around here. Well, that and the portly seagulls.