With all the new 'blogs' popping up across the Ile de Thanet, some of you may be confused by all the technical jargon involved.
I've been blogging for quite a few months now, and I like to think I'm abreast of all the new developments. So here is my ECR Guide To The Internet.
DIAL-UP - a service provided by Pizza Hut
NARROWBAND - similar to the above, but your order is not guaranteed to arrive within 30 minutes
BROADBAND - a type of legume
JAVA - West of Krakatoa
WEBLOG - first person plural of the verb 'to blog'
WEBCAST - first person plural of the verb 'to bcast'
MP3 - what John Prescott was hoping for when he asked Patricia Hewitt and Margaret Beckett to join him in his office
iPOD - what Gordon Brown keeps his glass eye in at night
PODCAST - a way of hearing voices directly from the internet
CODCAST - as above but strictly for fisherfolk
GODCAST - time to review your medication