Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Vote For Me!

I'm bored with all this who-ha over my true identity. I think it's about time I put it to a referendum.

So here's your chance to decide. Just leave a comment, anonymous or otherwise, with the number of your choice. I promise that, if the majority of you get it right, I'll do the decent thing and have you all over for a slap up BBQ at my cliff top mansion. (Or rented hovel. Whatever.)

1. Ramsgate's new celebrity millionaire who's a bit of a vain ponce
2. Huggy Bear
3. Richard Millhouse Nixon
4. That shifty bloke with a pony tail lurking in your local pub
5. Dr Roger Moore
6. Dr Roger Moore's evil alter-ego
7. That nice Nick Dorman from the Thanet Gazunder
8. Viridescent, car crushing councillor Dave Green
9. The Gaddfather Of Ale
10. The secret lovechild of Ian Hislop and Paul Merton

On second thoughts, strike that last one. Nobody could be that ugly.

12 comments:

sfdretywu said...

Even though I don't think it's important who you are, I do think it's important who you aren't.
If it transpires that you are, in fact, Nick Bellboy from the Gazunder, my blogging days may come to an untimely end!
I'm off down to Smith's to see if I can't procure a copy of PenPals Weekly, just in case.

Eastcliff Richard said...

So you're not a fan of his witty '50 Years Ago' column in the Thanet Times, then?

sfdretywu said...

It's the proffesionally edited picture of Big Ben with his head seamlessly integrated into it that does it for me.
That and a bit of jealousy, as he appears, in tighter circles, to be getting some from the wonderful Jen.
Now she's a tonic!

Eastcliff Richard said...

He has got a big head, if that picture's to scale.

DrMoores said...

Well it's not me because I rarely venture over to the south side for fear of being mugged by millionaires and their pit bulls. Did get lost once along the seafront and found myself at a huge ferry terminal that I didn't even know existed!

SkinOfStars said...

well, according to your own links on the right of your blog, the answer is richard nixon

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Eastcliff Richard said...

So that's one vote for Richard Nixon, and one vote against Dr Moore, by Dr Moore. I presume the good doctor was also voting against me being his evil genius alter-ego as well, so that's another vote.

What a shower!

Eastcliff Richard said...
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Eastcliff Richard said...

Before RSM gets all shirty, those deleted comments were mine. Something's been repeating on me again.

sfdretywu said...

I only get shirty for weddings and funerals, if there's actually a difference.

Anonymous said...

I think you're that bloke with an all permanent suntan & bald head that strides about Ramskate (with his t-shirt tucked in his shorts) all year round, often seen walking past Cleverdon House when the girls are going to & from skool...is that you? If it is, then please don't admit it or i'll be totally disillusioned