So I was settling down to watch TBA Noel get his comeuppance, when my mind strayed to that other bunch of useless nanas at our local council. Remember their response to my online complaint about our crumbling East Cliff?
Dear Mr Eastcliff,
Thank you for your email. I have forwarded your enquiry onto our
Leisure Department, you can expect to receive a reply within the next
ten working days
Well, ten days is up. Nada.
Oh well, at least the Baftas shouldn't disappoint. Here they come now!