Holy Macaroni! That nice geologist Kevin says in his new blog Skin Of Stars that he had a drink with The Gaddfather Of Ale today, and that all the talk is of the mystery man de nos jours, moi!
Oh cripes, I suddenly came over all French there. It's the shock.
Anyway, apparently the Thanet Times has a 50p reward on offer for the first person to dob me in. If anyone feels so inclined, I think I can safely say that, if they come to me first, I'll see the paper's 50p and double it.
3 comments:
Yeah right, RSM!
I must say, people do seem to be preternaturally curious as to my identity. Some kind folks have even invited me out for a drink, with the promise of a free overcoat thrown in.
I'm tempted, but at heart I'm the shy, retiring type. Besides, I haven't yet installed a sprinkler system in the old cliff top mansion. Must get around to that.
Didn't you once describe our Roger as a 'steaming great twat'? That's not very friendly, is it?
50p eh??? A little detective work and I could double my own fortunes!
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