I ejoculated prematurely there, the Baftas aren't on until 9pm. Maybe I'm getting a trifle overexcited. I've just gone through two packets of cheesy nibbles just watching my old pal Trevor McDonut's Tonight Programme.
It made me reflect that things really aren't what they used to be in TV Newsland, what with poor old Hugh Edwards now having to do standy-uppy news on BBC1, and every political editor on all channels dropping their Ts and Ds. It's glotta stop (geddit?!?!).
ITV's nice young political editor Tom Bradby used to speak like the Duke Of Edinburgh when I first knew him, when he was fresh from university. Now he sounds more like Arthur from On The Buses.