Bloody 'eck! You only have to take your fingers out of your ears and stop going 'weeble, weeble, weeble' for 2 MINUTES to hear someone talking about how That Bloody Awful Noel is going to get a Bafta this evening. Anyone would think it's the second coming. Actually, the last time I counted, it was his fifth.
If he wins, don't tell me. And I've pulled my ITV1 knob off, just to be sure I don't accidentally tune in to the recording tomorrow night.