Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Front Man

Relaxing with the Thanet Times over a cuppa when I got back this evening, I came upon a picture of local council chairman Jeff Kirkpatrick enjoying a game of volleyball on Broadstairs beach.

Councillor Kirkpatrick, who's engaged to Dolly Parton impersonator and gay icon Mandy Winters, is presumably building up his stamina for the honeymoon.

PS: I've been asked by my highly paid media lawyers to clarify that Ms Winters is an icon for gay people, and not, so far as anyone knows, an icon who is gay. So that's that cleared up then.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is it that you don't like about the pompous chairman? I can't see anything wrong with him.

Eastcliff Richard said...

Pompous? How could he possibly be pompous when he's marrying a gay icon Dolly Parton impersonator?

sfdretywu said...

I have heard that if you come upon someones picture, the thing to do is send it back to them afterwards.
It's apparently one of the highest compliments you can pay someone, these days.

Snailspace said...

Did you know that he used to work for EDF as did an Arsonist councillor

Eastcliff Richard said...

I presume that would explain the councillor's obvious predilection for large globes.

Lucy Mail said...

With a collection of jugs like that, could he be considered a big urner with plenty of front?

Anonymous said...

Was he pictured in the Thanet Times with a couple of large bouncy balls?

Anonymous said...

Don't be too hard on the poor guy, he's got his hands full as it is!

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