That pen/gun, watch/laser chappie over on Thanet Life appears to have got the measure of me. He's painted a pretty accurate picture of my secret life as a dope dealing pimp, and now, I'm afraid, I have to come clean. Let's look at the facts:
1. I'm a millionaire with a cliff top mansion and a posh car.
2. I know lots of celebrities.
3. I once met David Soul.
It all stacks up, doesn't it? And now I cannot stand the pressure of maintaining my anonymity any longer. I am, in fact, Huggy Bear out of Starsky and Hutch.
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I've got it all wrong again. I meant to refer to myself as a pimp dealing dope.
The Smooth Doperator?
Perhaps I should be driving around in a Hillman Pimp.
Chill my man, have a puff on this dude.
It's a comma mistake, dude.
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