Monday, May 15, 2006

Blue Peter Flag

The hurdy-gurdy loving, train set building Dickensians in Broadstairs will be pleased to see that Viking Bay got it's Blue Flag award back today. Arsongate appears to have done well, too, so that's definitely the end of all my comments about 'floaters' and 'going through the motions'.

Anyway, I don't care about that any more. I've got plenty of pot, and a 22 stone prostitute to keep me happy. Nobody touches the bear, you dig?

6 comments:

sfdretywu said...

Hernia bay and Whitestubble didn't fare quite as well, though.
As it stands, Kent boasts almost half of the Blue Flag beaches on the South Coast.
If those guys got their shingle together, we could have the Cornish flocking here in droves!
Having said that, 'if it ain't broken, don't fix it', springs to mind.

Snailspace said...

22 stone! She must have the figure of an oblique sphereoid.
I'll mail you the formula to compute an orbit, so you can navigate around her with ease.

sfdretywu said...

Sounds like (4/3πr³)2 to me.
Don't forget to factor in our law of conservation of rotational energy, observing the inverse square law, whatever you do.
Is this one of those instances where inertial dampers and structural integrity fields would come in really handy?

Snailspace said...

Seems like ram skate beat me to it.

Eastcliff Richard said...

Look, all that stuff about 22 stone prostitutes, can we put it to bed now?

Anonymous said...

If you've got some heavy lifting gear you can.