Friday, May 05, 2006

Blog Eat Blog

One of my regular contributors has noticed that I've been removing one or two comments. This is because the spammers have found their way to this blog, leaving messages about how you can earn an extra $500 a day for doing nothing.

As most of you are already millionaires, I've decided to remove them. The alternative would be to use comment verification, but that just seems like a pain in the derriere to me.

As you know, I'm happy for anyone to say anything about whoever and whatever they like, as long as it's done with humour, and the more extreme swear words are disguised with asterisks. I think, compared to some of the other blogs on the Ile, I'm pretty liberal. Just like that nice Mark Oaten!


Anonymous said...

You said "most" of us are millionaires. Have you been masquerading as a site for us seperior beings and pandering to lesser mortals at the same time? I'm disgusted and will never come here again. What a bloody nerve, I always thought this was an exclusive club!!!

Eastcliff Richard said...

Oops, sorry, yes, I meant all of you, of course.

By the way, you can earn an extra $500 a day just by signing up for my new franchise, ECR Premier Plus!

Just imagine how much better off you'll be with my simple, fun, and easy way to earn millions from home, while you're out shopping, or even in the bath.

Need a new Bentley? It's yours! A clifftop mansion? Go right ahead! A holiday in some exotic, far off destination? Easy!

Just send a postal order for $500 to:

Eastcliff Richard
ECR Premier Plus
PO Box 111
The Cayman Islands

and I'll send you a start-up pack with everything you need to know to start earning $$$$$$ now!

Anonymous said...

Trouble is, whilst most of us will laugh it off, you will always get some dozy t**t who has not had the benefit of our Eton eddercation who will actually send you the money.

Eastcliff Richard said...

That's what I'm hoping!

Anonymous said...

Apology accepted, I'll cancel the removal men. But don't do it again. By the way, one of my many gardeners has got a complaint. He sent off his $500 dollars (I gave him a bonus the other day) and he hasn't heard a bloody thing. I told him he must have got the address wrong, stupid illiterate sod I shall have to sack him!!

sfdretywu said...

Bet it won't be half as much fun as sacking the maid!
Make make him work a bit harder if he stops use a wheelbarrow, though.

sfdretywu said...

Make make?
That'll be the sleeping tablets (I hope) kicking in.