I see from the trade press that Piers d'Organ is set for stardom as a judge in some new US talent show created by the sartorially challenged Simon Cowell.
Personally I've never seen eye to eye with the little gobshite. I bumped into him at my club once, and, during the pained smalltalk, asked him on what grounds he was there.
"I'm a country member," he replied.
I'm afraid that, at that point, the veneer cracked, and I responded with the rather acidic: "How could I ever forget?"