Friday, May 12, 2006

The Smell Of Success

So, a thousand new homes are to be built over at Westwood Cross (or Fart Bush City Limits, as Elton and I prefer to call it).

I presume all the properties on the development will be specified with non-opening windows, and a year's free supply of Airwick as standard.

6 comments:

Duck Baker said...

Are you sure you didn't misread that article? I thought it said that a thousand new gnomes were being built there. Presumably to attract Netto out of town. Who next? Aldi? Wilco?
Personally, I do all my shopping on the net so it doesn't matter to me but my heart goes out to all those with poor credit histories (not).

ladytayto said...

i must say im somewhat confused, didnt they tear down houses to build westwood x? where are they gunna build the new ones?!?!

Anonymous said...

Sure your name's not Dirk, Duck? You've got some pretty diggling stuff hiding behind your link there!

Eastcliff Richard said...

The new gnomes are going to be built on the site of the former Cabbage Patch Dolls' house, next to the old Belgian Hospital For Brussels Sprouts.

duck baker said...

It's not hidden mous, it's there for all to peruse. As Ramsgate is such a sexy place, I thought it might be appropriate to wallow in that.

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