As if car crushing wasn't a unique talent in its own right, our viridescent local councillor Dave Green is now applying his superhuman powers to the Uranian accounts department.
I don't really understand the small print (I usually leave all that sort of stuff to Raymond, my business manager), but it would seem that a lot of stuff that should have gone out to tender, er, hasn't. Oh yes, and there's not been any proper internal auditing, whatever that means.
Let's hope they haven't spent all our money on 'hosiery'! (If you don't get that, ask your Grandad).
Anyway, I don't care about any of that stuff any more. I'm off to pimp my ride.
2 comments:
What the hell are you lot talking about? Has some of that exotic tobacco picked up by the busies gone walkabout?
Yo bro, you new in da hood?
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