Thanks to everyone for their kind words and support. If you want to know why I've stopped writing, there's an explanation here.
It seems you could get rid of me that easily after all.
Donations only please to:
The Richard Eastcliff Home For Confused Millionaires
PO Box 21
This blog has now been left to medical science, but will probably end up in one of those delicious pasties they sell round the back of Sweeney Todd's in King Street.