So, now you've all safely nodded off in front of the computer, it's time to announce the result of my 'Vote For Me!' referendum.
Richard Millhouse Nixon - 1 vote
That Bald Bloke With The Permanent Suntan Who Hangs Around Outside Schools - 1 vote
Dr Roger Moore - 1 vote against (by Dr Roger Moore)
Dr Roger Moore's evil alter-ego - 1 vote against (by Dr Roger Moore) (assumed)
Nick Dorman - 1 expression of disgust (Ram Skate Raider).
There was a late entry by Kevin The Geologist, who suggested I might be Cliff Richard, but that's just ridiculous.
We therefore have a tie. However, under the recently introduced George W. Bush Rules Of Voterisation, dodgy politicians take preference over sick perverts (just), and I therefore declare Richard Millhouse Nixon the winner by a margin of minus ten votes.
By the time you wake up with your chins covered in drool, Tricky Dicky will be in charge. God Bless America.