I've just watched some old bilge on BBC2 entitled The Happiness Formula. Apparently it's going to take six episodes of this claptrap to tell us what happiness is.
The BBC bosses could have spared our licence fee, as they need only have looked further down their schedule tonight to find the answer. Yes, I'm talking about Sir Alan Sugar. Now that's what happiness is. Driving around in a Bentley, explaining to people how you're going to tear them a new arsehole, and shouting 'You're fired!' at every opportunity.
Quite by chance, those nice people at Bentley have sent me a DVD about their new Bentley Continental Flying Toss. The TT's getting a bit long in the tooth, so I'm tempted by the 600bhp and 200mph+ performance on offer.
That should come in really handy on the weekend trips to Westwood.