There's one born every minute in blogland, and with a reputation to maintain as the first to find the new blogs in town, say hello to Dane Valley Ted and another shining wit (who seems to have started a site in response to the spot of bother we had here recently. Tut tut, such pettiness).
It's early days for both, so I won't elevate them to millionaires' row until they're a bit further down the road to becoming bloggastars like me. And, of course, unlike some other selective Thanet blogs I could name, once you've made millionaires' row, you'll stay there. Well, in one form or another.
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I have a theory EastCliff Richard, that you may be suffering from a multiple blog personality disorder, and that some of the blogs that offend you may actually be yours. I am not even sure myself whether I am the author of Bignews Margate or just a figment of your imagination. I think we need to be told (man apparently chomping on Czechoslovakia sausage).
Would somebody please tell me what's going on with my blog?
Crap Crap Crap
Went to Dane Valley Ted and quite frankly, old chap, he's a little down market. As I can never remember who I am, too many pink gins, I couldn't even leave a message telling him that its bad form to gossip about the neighbours; one has to be a proper blogger apparently.
Gadzooks, found myself on Thanet's Life when I was looking for Thanetlife.com! Better leave off the mother's ruin, as there's another flying type around. He doesn't like anonymous people either.
Yes, I'm afraid Ted from Great Dane Valley hasn't quite got the hang of things yet. And as for dobbing in the neighbours, well really, you wouldn't catch me sinking to that sort of level.
As for Thanet's Life, well it's a straightforward and rather tawdry attempt to rip off our good doctor friend, the one with the flying helmet, so I'd better not comment on that. I've already been told to go and stand outside the Headmaster's door once in the past week, and I don't care to repeat the experience.
But let us not forget that many of us bloggastars had shaky starts, and maybe Ted and Russell will blossom into something approximating, but not of course matching, my own gold standard in due course.
Actually the aforementioned people do not exist,i was trying to start a funny diary about life in general,i will think again.
Dear DVT,
Well I've been sticking my nose in my own back issues, and to perfectly frank the pungent waft from that pile of Calvin Kleins would be enough to put anyone off, so please don't take offence at anything that's been said here, I'm sure everyone would want to wish you well in your blogventure.
Regards,
ECR
Had a sniff through your back issues myself and am puzzled as to the offence that the Good King Wenceslas claims you have taken to some posts?
He may be confusing you with everybody else.
You may well be everyone else, or at least one of them, for all we know!
Could you ElucyDATE?
Have you left your shed light on?
Have you been on the jungle juice again?
Elucidate - Shed light on.
Could you? - Why, have you left yours?
Oh I don't know why I bother!
No, I hadn't been drinking, done quite enough of that over the last few weeks, thanks.
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