Monday, May 22, 2006

Blog Jam

There's one born every minute in blogland, and with a reputation to maintain as the first to find the new blogs in town, say hello to Dane Valley Ted and another shining wit (who seems to have started a site in response to the spot of bother we had here recently. Tut tut, such pettiness).

It's early days for both, so I won't elevate them to millionaires' row until they're a bit further down the road to becoming bloggastars like me. And, of course, unlike some other selective Thanet blogs I could name, once you've made millionaires' row, you'll stay there. Well, in one form or another.

16 comments:

tony flaig said...

I have a theory EastCliff Richard, that you may be suffering from a multiple blog personality disorder, and that some of the blogs that offend you may actually be yours. I am not even sure myself whether I am the author of Bignews Margate or just a figment of your imagination. I think we need to be told (man apparently chomping on Czechoslovakia sausage).

Dr Russell Square said...

Holy Cow, Squareboy, it's Cowboy!!!

Quick, to the SquareX4!!!!

Eastcliff Richard said...

Would somebody please tell me what's going on with my blog?

AlienSoulMates said...

I wouldn't mind being somebody else for a change. I'm getting a bit fed up with being a quivering blob of protoplasm from the planet Unapaloma 3.

Dreamland Margate said...

Well cheer up the lot of you. I'm the gap-toothed comedian from the Wheel of Misfortune, come to brighten up your day! If I can get planning permission, that is.

Eastcliff Dog said...

Crap Crap Crap

Anonymous said...

Went to Dane Valley Ted and quite frankly, old chap, he's a little down market. As I can never remember who I am, too many pink gins, I couldn't even leave a message telling him that its bad form to gossip about the neighbours; one has to be a proper blogger apparently.

Anonymous said...

Gadzooks, found myself on Thanet's Life when I was looking for Thanetlife.com! Better leave off the mother's ruin, as there's another flying type around. He doesn't like anonymous people either.

Eastcliff Richard said...

Yes, I'm afraid Ted from Great Dane Valley hasn't quite got the hang of things yet. And as for dobbing in the neighbours, well really, you wouldn't catch me sinking to that sort of level.

As for Thanet's Life, well it's a straightforward and rather tawdry attempt to rip off our good doctor friend, the one with the flying helmet, so I'd better not comment on that. I've already been told to go and stand outside the Headmaster's door once in the past week, and I don't care to repeat the experience.

But let us not forget that many of us bloggastars had shaky starts, and maybe Ted and Russell will blossom into something approximating, but not of course matching, my own gold standard in due course.

Dane Valley Ted said...

Actually the aforementioned people do not exist,i was trying to start a funny diary about life in general,i will think again.

Eastcliff Richard said...

Dear DVT,

Well I've been sticking my nose in my own back issues, and to perfectly frank the pungent waft from that pile of Calvin Kleins would be enough to put anyone off, so please don't take offence at anything that's been said here, I'm sure everyone would want to wish you well in your blogventure.

Regards,

ECR

Lucy Mail said...

Had a sniff through your back issues myself and am puzzled as to the offence that the Good King Wenceslas claims you have taken to some posts?
He may be confusing you with everybody else.
You may well be everyone else, or at least one of them, for all we know!

Eastcliff Richard said...

Could you ElucyDATE?

Lucy Mail said...

Have you left your shed light on?

Eastcliff Richard said...

Have you been on the jungle juice again?

Lucy Mail said...

Elucidate - Shed light on.
Could you? - Why, have you left yours?
Oh I don't know why I bother!
No, I hadn't been drinking, done quite enough of that over the last few weeks, thanks.