Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Uranus Clears Back Passage

Shock horror! I was walking back to the CTM from Postman Patel's teeny tiny post office just now, when I spied a TDC truck clearing away what resembled an old delivery of Wilkinsons crap from one of the small alleyways leading off Augusta Road. Shelves, TVs, boxes, and half a ton of barkers'.

Hurrah! Things really can only get better! No, hang on, that was Labour wasn't it?

4 comments:

SkinOfStars said...

alas, we do have labours very own ladyboy dealing with trash on the south side here.

Eastcliff Richard said...

Does the old chick with a dick clear it all away personally then?

SkinOfStars said...

he may as well do, he's no bloody use to us in westminster as the PMs yes-man

sfdretywu said...

Hey, how much good would he be to us if he said no all the time? Personally, I like a person with a positive attitude. It wouldn't hurt for all of us to take a leaf out of Stevie Wonders' book.
On reflection, we may have to share as I'm pretty sure there won't be enough pages for all of us to have one each.