Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Uranus Clears Back Passage

Shock horror! I was walking back to the CTM from Postman Patel's teeny tiny post office just now, when I spied a TDC truck clearing away what resembled an old delivery of Wilkinsons crap from one of the small alleyways leading off Augusta Road. Shelves, TVs, boxes, and half a ton of barkers'.

Hurrah! Things really can only get better! No, hang on, that was Labour wasn't it?


SkinOfStars said...

alas, we do have labours very own ladyboy dealing with trash on the south side here.

Eastcliff Richard said...

Does the old chick with a dick clear it all away personally then?

SkinOfStars said...

he may as well do, he's no bloody use to us in westminster as the PMs yes-man

sfdretywu said...

Hey, how much good would he be to us if he said no all the time? Personally, I like a person with a positive attitude. It wouldn't hurt for all of us to take a leaf out of Stevie Wonders' book.
On reflection, we may have to share as I'm pretty sure there won't be enough pages for all of us to have one each.