Relaxing with the Thanet Times over a cuppa when I got back this evening, I came upon a picture of local council chairman Jeff Kirkpatrick enjoying a game of volleyball on Broadstairs beach.
Councillor Kirkpatrick, who's engaged to Dolly Parton impersonator and gay icon Mandy Winters, is presumably building up his stamina for the honeymoon.
PS: I've been asked by my highly paid media lawyers to clarify that Ms Winters is an icon for gay people, and not, so far as anyone knows, an icon who is gay. So that's that cleared up then.
7 comments:
What is it that you don't like about the pompous chairman? I can't see anything wrong with him.
Pompous? How could he possibly be pompous when he's marrying a gay icon Dolly Parton impersonator?
Did you know that he used to work for EDF as did an Arsonist councillor
I presume that would explain the councillor's obvious predilection for large globes.
With a collection of jugs like that, could he be considered a big urner with plenty of front?
Was he pictured in the Thanet Times with a couple of large bouncy balls?
Don't be too hard on the poor guy, he's got his hands full as it is!
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