Eastcliff you twit. What are you doing lurking in the Cayman Islands? And using TBANoel as a password for your blog? Anyone could guess that.
Your cliff top mansion's a mess. I'm fed up with having to go round there and feed Bertie every blasted day. People want you back. The local paper's leading the front page with council workers on chocolate fountain away days. It's practically a gift.
I'm going to squat this blog and write about interior design until you see sense.