Please feel free to rearrange the letters in the last word of that Joe Orton style headline as you see fit.
Of course, RAF London Kent Ramsgate Manston International Airport is handy for parking my Lear Jet, and the masses appear to enjoy the odd jaunt to Benidorm from there. I'm not even agin doctor/councillor councillor/doctor types who want to fly their teeny-tiny planes round and round in circles every weekend.
But when you see small children on the streets of Ramsgate holding their hands over their ears as yet another knackered old jumbo flies a few feet over their heads every ten minutes, on what is meant to be the day of rest, their delicate little lungs seared by the carcinogenic hyrdocarbons these things spew out of their exhausts, it's time to say 'enough is enough'. Which is why I have entered a petition on the Number 10 website urging Our Gordon Master to instruct Thanet Council to enter into a proper agreement with the aiport's owners, Infartil.
As soon as I get the details I'll post them here, at which point I expect all true Ramsgatonians to sign up!