Our Greatest Living Thanetian is getting all stressed out, I see, over a Guardian report that there's only one member of MySpace, the popular networking site, in Thanet.
So I took the liberty of doing a bit of research, and, well, I think I may have got to the root of the problem.
Thanet's only MySpace member.
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I see he says he has been raised in Westgate TWICE. Surely...no it can't be...I'm thinking resurrection and...oh dear no...
ONEVOICEINTHANET
You don't mean... he's... JG? Er, I mean JC? Maybe not, but he does seem to think he's sh*t on a jam stick, to use a rather colourful phrase I picked up on my Big Down Under tour earlier this year.
No, look, seriously, all that trouble over on Thanet Strife, I've only got myself to blame. Some people just can't take a bit of joshing and I'm afraid that's like a red rag to a bull as far as I'm concerned.
I'm going to put it behind me and just get on with my quiet, contemplative life here in the Millionaires' Playground, enjoying simple pleasures such as turning water into wine and feeding 5,000 seagulls with a couple of stale pies from Crusties.
And yet a simple keyword on MySpace search returns 2,410 results for Thanet. I couldn't be bothered to look at more than the first few, but apart from the Westgate Councillor, there's the People's Republic of Thanet and even I have a MySpace account somewhere way down the results (2,409 probably). Pointlessly inaccurate report from MySpace!
its like a wart
that won't go away
Hmmm. Not sure this comment moderation is all it's cracked up to be. I think Mr Derick's comment there was destined for the Pleasurama post.
Or maybe he is referring to our local councillor/doctor?
Yep. Even I've got a myspace... which I have to admit I don't use much.
I was surprised to learn that he has five friends! Would've thought that a man of his calibre would have at least a dozen or so and certainly none of them ginger!
Yeah, but one of them's Tom, and he's my friend too.
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