I suppose that could be one way of describing the scene over in Margate's Old Town Piazza (The Parade in old money), what with a 37 week, freeform jazz festival currently grinding on there. But in fact it's my colourful way of informing you that I've been approached by a well-known, Middle East based, global TV channel to make a short, personal film for them.
I can't give too much away, it's all a bit hush-hush. And, of course, I wouldn't want to sound like Mr Boasty-Pants over in Westgate. But you could say that my flagging showbiz career is about to 'take off'! Geddit?!?!?? No, I don't either.