Well it hasn't stopped tipping it down here in the Millionaires' Playground all afternoon. Still, we must be grateful that we're nowhere near as badly off as those poor blighters in the Midlands.
Sitting here in the comfort of my cliff top mansion, well above sea level, I began to wonder what would happen should the Wantsum flood. Would Kent County Council build us a bridge? Or would they be content to leave us to our own devices and float off into the North Sea?
Hmmm. On that note, I'm off to start constructing an ark!
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There was an underground movement many years ago to dig up the wantsome in order to install a ferry service to and from the mainland ... but the idea never got of the ground, or was that out the pub...?!
I've heard tales of people wanting to blow up the sluice gates and declare independence! Perhaps those PROT chaps are hatching a plan?
You'd better believe it matey!
We of the 'Viet-Thane'have a plan to dig out the Wansum and declare UDI!
Just as soon as we get the bucket and spade run organisers 'onside'.
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