Once again, dear reader, I have been snubbed by the National Television Awards. And not just overlooked for a gong. No. I wasn't even invited. So I had to make do with spectating tonight from the comfort of my cliff top mansion.Still, it was good to see my old chum Sir Trev on form, and wearing full dress nipples for the bash. Either that or they'd forgotten to turn the heating on at the Royal Albert Hall!
6 comments:
They're microphones, aren't they?
I really struggle to understand your sense of humour sometimes. They look nothing like nipples!
No, no, no, no, no. They look like big curly nipples to me. Really they do. Might have been the gin.
Well I think your sense of humour is great ECR(dont let that go to your head as well as the gin!)
Lily
I must say I find Mr McDonald's dress nipples very impressive. Would I be able to buy a pair at Harrods?
Big curly nipples?
Honestly Eastkent, you men don't have a clue about the female anatomy at all, do you!
Curly nipples are always quite small!
Since when did Trevor have a female anatomy? Speaking as somebody who's seen him in his tennis gear, I can assure you he's got quite a manly physique!
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