The Politburo has awarded Thanet's highest Honour to 19 year old Chelsea Papilloma who hails from the State Capital Margate. Ms Papilloma has been made a Heroine of the Thanet Union following her Gold Medal for Proving That Anyone Can Walk On Water at the recent State Atheist Games, organised by the Workers' Committee for Leisure and Sport.When not walking on water, Chelsea enjoys 'shots' and 'shagging'. Comrade Party Chairman Beach commented: 'Ms Papilloma is an inspiration to all young Thanetians.'
