Friday, October 17, 2008

Who Am I?

Normally a question I reserve exclusively for my celebrity psychiatrist, Dr Fraudstein. However speculation over my true identity seems to be mounting to fever pitch, judging by a couple of comments I've recently had here on the big blog.

So to calm things down a bit, and because I've been told to do so by my majority shareholder the Cecil Square Politburo, I've popped another of my 7 day polls in the sidebar on the right. I've been told that, should you punters come up with the right answer (and one of them is the right answer), I'll be made to publish photos, name, address and inside leg measurement. Cripes!

This article has been approved by the Politburo

18 comments:

Rick said...

Good Evening Mr Noneoftheabove.

I hope you visit Michael's blog re the FOI response which reveals that, over the 12 years of the remedial project so far, 470 tonnes of cyclohexanone contaminant have been extracted from the aquifer at Sericol Poorhole Lane (has it become extraction Borehole lane)

I reckon there are a few more answers I will get before I follow your advice and get a life eh ?

Dick Rubin said...

ECR = Rick.

Interested female resident said...

I think your real name is Steve! But the thought of your inside leg measurement being made public is just to awful to contemplate - collar size or hat size would just about be acceptable though!

Anonymous said...

I reckon you're one of those troublemakers from the Manston Airport Group. They've gone a bit quiet these days. Are you the one from Monkton?

Peter Checksfield said...

At least one person has accused me of being you (or was it the other way round?!).

Bertie biggles said...

I have even been accused of being you, old chap, as has poor old Dave Green. The fun is in not having a clue and may it stay that way! Back to Mrs B now before I get accused of constantly disappearing to neighbours to use their computer. Mrs B doesn't realise that the San Miguel might have some part to play!

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking a mop of ginger hair might come into the picture :)

Nige

Anonymous said...

I think you are a Chinese spy sponsored by TDC

Eastcliff Richard said...

Well, to paraphrase my old showbiz chum Roy Walker, all of them are good but they're not right!

Anonymous said...

You are poor old Tim Garbutt or some similar big-mouthed nobody who wishes you were somebody who has a poor grasp of the law

Anonymous said...

Edit to include vital comma

You are poor old Tim Garbutt or some similar big-mouthed nobody who wishes you were somebody, who has a poor grasp of the law

Anonymous said...

Well he is definitly not Tim Garbutt unless they have 24/7 access to computers in the pokey.

Anonymous said...

Nice to see Dr Moores back commenting (8.50pm).

Anonymous said...

This is you:

http://www.janewenham-jones.com/

Anonymous said...

Dr, Dr, Dr my arse. If I was going to buy myself another doctorate I would get myself a D.Litt or another respectable higher doctorate - not a ten a penny Phd in bollockology from some lame american insitute of yogurt weaving.

Drawing the publics attention to your 'doctorate' when it is wiff waff flim flam surely is rather like showing strangers your bleeding piles. They are nothing to boast about and the good 'doctor Moores' is just securing a life of being thought of as a pretentious, tosser with ideas above his station.

Anonymous said...

so, in short I am not him.

If Richard isn't Tim Garbutt then he is liable to be some mediocre hack from one of the slower paced local rags, or he was one once but got sacked spending too much of his time surfing the interweb

Eastcliff Richard said...

I refer you to my previous comment in the post above.

Eastcliff Richard said...

PS: Sorry to hear about your piles.