Normally a question I reserve exclusively for my celebrity psychiatrist, Dr Fraudstein. However speculation over my true identity seems to be mounting to fever pitch, judging by a couple of comments I've recently had here on the big blog.
So to calm things down a bit, and because I've been told to do so by my majority shareholder the Cecil Square Politburo, I've popped another of my 7 day polls in the sidebar on the right. I've been told that, should you punters come up with the right answer (and one of them is the right answer), I'll be made to publish photos, name, address and inside leg measurement. Cripes!
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