Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Politburo Secures 30,000 Roubles From Central Government

Party Chairman Comrade Beach is pleased to announce that 30,000 roubles in funding has been secured from Central Government for the State's capital city Margate.

The funding will be used to facilitate the construction of the People's Heritage Amusement Park on the seafront. This park will not, as some dissidents have suggested, be full of 'knackered old rides that other seaside towns have been only too glad to get shot of'. The Politburo has already secured the site with 6 meter high electrified fencing at a cost of more than 40,000 roubles.

Suggestions that other seaside towns such Bexhill-on-Sea and Littlehampton have done much better by receiving 1m roubles and 480,000 roubles respectively will not be entertained.

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