Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Trevor So Dashing

Once again, dear reader, I have been snubbed by the National Television Awards. And not just overlooked for a gong. No. I wasn't even invited. So I had to make do with spectating tonight from the comfort of my cliff top mansion.

Still, it was good to see my old chum Sir Trev on form, and wearing full dress nipples for the bash. Either that or they'd forgotten to turn the heating on at the Royal Albert Hall!


Anonymous said...

They're microphones, aren't they?
I really struggle to understand your sense of humour sometimes. They look nothing like nipples!

Eastcliff Richard said...

No, no, no, no, no. They look like big curly nipples to me. Really they do. Might have been the gin.

Anonymous said...

Well I think your sense of humour is great ECR(dont let that go to your head as well as the gin!)

Roger Latchford OBE said...

I must say I find Mr McDonald's dress nipples very impressive. Would I be able to buy a pair at Harrods?

Lucy Mail said...

Big curly nipples?
Honestly Eastkent, you men don't have a clue about the female anatomy at all, do you!
Curly nipples are always quite small!

Eastcliff Richard said...

Since when did Trevor have a female anatomy? Speaking as somebody who's seen him in his tennis gear, I can assure you he's got quite a manly physique!