Tuesday, July 25, 2006
One of my readers spotted our ruggedly handsome local council leader Sandy Beach out and about recently.
Preparing to step up to the microphone to deliver one of his gripping, four hour speeches, our Sandy has clearly received body language training from the John Wayne/Tony B/George W school of 'power standing'.
In my usual spirit of overwhelming generosity, I'm offering a bottle of bubbly from my own cellar (Waitrose) for the reader who, in the opinion of the judges (me) comes up with the best caption by the end of the week. Please limit your contributions to mocking jocularity, tempered with biting sarcasm.
To get you started, I've come up with this:
"And so, without further ado, I declare this Turner Centre... bollocks, wrong speech...
"And so, without further ado, I declare this newly revitalised amusement park... bollocks, bollocks...
"And so, without further ado, I declare this..." etc. etc.