tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post115384934143055111..comments2023-12-21T00:14:07.455+00:00Comments on <center>EASTCLIFF RICHARD</center>: Caption CompetitionRichard Eastcliffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10514972891192411470noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-1154015273922267682006-07-27T16:47:00.000+01:002006-07-27T16:47:00.000+01:00and now for my next trick, i shall make this turne...and now for my next trick, i shall make this turner centre disappear!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-1153987105435441772006-07-27T08:58:00.000+01:002006-07-27T08:58:00.000+01:00And so without further ado it gives me great pleas...And so without further ado it gives me great pleasure to declare this giant Bryant and May open.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-1153986954203154472006-07-27T08:55:00.000+01:002006-07-27T08:55:00.000+01:00For what is Margate, what has it got?A Turner Cent...For what is Margate, what has it got?<BR/>A Turner Centre? No it has not!<BR/>A lovely park for kids to play?<BR/>Not on your life, no, never, nay!<BR/>The record shows I blew my nose,<BR/>And did it my way!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-1153956740569035952006-07-27T00:32:00.000+01:002006-07-27T00:32:00.000+01:00"Sorry wrong venue. My right hand was poised read..."Sorry wrong venue. My right hand was poised ready to take part in the Masturbate-A-Thon".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-1153949993663098302006-07-26T22:39:00.000+01:002006-07-26T22:39:00.000+01:00My fellow Margatonions for the greater good of Tha...My fellow Margatonions for the greater good of Thanet City I resignAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-1153907165681695112006-07-26T10:46:00.000+01:002006-07-26T10:46:00.000+01:00The tan is from a bottle madam, I do NOT spend hal...The tan is from a bottle madam, I do NOT spend half the year lying on a beach, not counting the missus of course.Lucy Mailhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03269768852893564992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-1153901793016000172006-07-26T09:16:00.000+01:002006-07-26T09:16:00.000+01:00Not interested in your plonk but I'm sure you coul...Not interested in your plonk but I'm sure you could use the phrase 'another Beached wail'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-1153866947490237642006-07-25T23:35:00.000+01:002006-07-25T23:35:00.000+01:00Hmm, I seem to have struck a chord. Sorry, that's ...Hmm, I seem to have struck a chord. Sorry, that's not a caption, just thinking out loud.<BR/><BR/>Some very good ones so far, keep them coming!Richard Eastcliffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10514972891192411470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-1153864776969496812006-07-25T22:59:00.000+01:002006-07-25T22:59:00.000+01:00"In light of the failure of the Dartford Park plan..."In light of the failure of the Dartford Park planning applications<BR/>I am going to learn from the mistakes made and make sure that all Dreamland applications go through without a hitch"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-1153863257362531112006-07-25T22:34:00.000+01:002006-07-25T22:34:00.000+01:00I've decided to ignore the Independent Goverment I...I've decided to ignore the Independent Goverment Inspector and 400 local residents, and ask a load of schoolkids how to do my job instead!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-1153857747363879552006-07-25T21:02:00.000+01:002006-07-25T21:02:00.000+01:00"Like a briiddddge over harbour waaaters,I willll ..."Like a briiddddge over harbour waaaters,<BR/>I willll let you dooooown."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-1153857642797487742006-07-25T21:00:00.001+01:002006-07-25T21:00:00.001+01:00"that's a big match,I hope it's a safety"that's a big match,I hope it's a safetyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-1153857641924335522006-07-25T21:00:00.000+01:002006-07-25T21:00:00.000+01:00"I got the spent ten million quid with nothing to ..."I got the spent ten million quid with nothing to show for it blues- oh yeah"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-1153857233889408122006-07-25T20:53:00.000+01:002006-07-25T20:53:00.000+01:00"And so, without further ado, I declare this do I ..."And so, without further ado, I declare this do I do I do I do I do I doAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-1153855593824875472006-07-25T20:26:00.000+01:002006-07-25T20:26:00.000+01:00Will someone please tell Iris to get off of that b...Will someone please tell Iris to get off of that broom and walk.<BR/>This is a pedestrian zone dontchaknow.Snailspacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01747005802676699452noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-1153855514061098512006-07-25T20:25:00.000+01:002006-07-25T20:25:00.000+01:00"And the topic for today is-----Bollocks""And the topic for today is-----Bollocks"Dane Valley Tedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02531976065839886111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-1153855009138361142006-07-25T20:16:00.000+01:002006-07-25T20:16:00.000+01:00Or"jimmy,Is this microphone still on?Or<BR/>"jimmy,Is this microphone still on?Dane Valley Tedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02531976065839886111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20691138.post-1153854536139313392006-07-25T20:08:00.000+01:002006-07-25T20:08:00.000+01:00"And may I thank Victoria Beckham for extending th..."And may I thank Victoria Beckham for extending the hand of friendship to the people of Thanet"Dane Valley Tedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02531976065839886111noreply@blogger.com