No time to blog over the weekend, I've been busy rehearsing for the UK's first ever Masturbate-a-thon.
When Bev, my agent, originally asked me if I'd be interested in guesting at this rather unusual charity fund raiser, I thought she was pulling my plonker. Now it turns out I'll be pulling it myself.
Still, it's all for a good cause, and in the best possible taste, and, needless to say, Channel 4 will be making a documentary about it, so there'll be a bit of exposure there, too.
So do come and join in the fun on the 5th of August. Unless you're not feeling yourself, that is.