Thursday, July 06, 2006

Green Light For Ramsgate MegaSuperhighway

BBC South East news is reporting that Steve Ladyboy, our local MP and Minister For Tranny Sport, has given the go-ahead for the proposed £3bn, 14 lane superhighway from Ramsgate to, um, Sandwich.

This will bring the centres of Europe and beyond within less than an hour's drive from my front door, via the Channel Tunnel.

With more than a hundred daily international flights from Kent London Manston International Airport, bullet trains whisking us to the metropolis in less time than it takes to boil an egg, and hourly ferries to the Mediterranean, it's no wonder that Ramsgate will soon be taking its rightful place, along with London, Paris and New York, as a world city, and home to top cosmetics firms like L'Oreal.

6 comments:

Lucy Mail said...

So what have you got against Munich, then?

Eastcliff Richard said...

Oh dear. Now everybody's talking about pop music.

Cllr David Green said...

Nice to see "Green" and "Light" in the same sentence.

Lucy Mail said...

One of my favourite dresses is light green. Light red, when I try to squeeze into it.

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