I'm not usually one for the soaps, but I happened to get a glimpse of EastEnders last night, as my 'wife', Stacey, was due to walk past Martin's stall again.
I have to say, I nearly fell off my seat. What on earth have the make-up department done to poor old Wendy Richards? She looks as if she's been creosoted.
I can only assume that the person who used to Tango Huw Edwards every night has transferred to the ongoing drama department.