Many of the locals on the Ile de Thanet appear to be propelled by means of Davros-style undercarriages (see ECR passim). Some of them can be quite nippy, and I'm sure it'll only be a matter of time before Jeremy Clarkson is endorsing them during commercial breaks on The History Channel.
Having undertaken some research into the subject on behalf of my aged Uncle Ralph, who has himself recently expressed a desire to career around Tescos like a whippet on amphetamines, here's my guide to the choice on offer:
'The Blair' - highly manoeuverable in both forward and reverse, will go anywhere using voice activation (requires Texan accent).
'The Prescott' - leather seated luxury travel, plus squeals of delight from the kids as you engage 'bucking bronco' mode.
'The Levy' - let this little beauty 'do the honours' for you! And the price is right at only £40m!
'The Cameron' - this solar-powered version is the ultimate green choice (in blue only, with detachable hood).
'The Menzies The Merciless' - for those who want to keep a low profile, this one comes with its own Harry Potter style cloak of invisibility. Replaces previous ethanol-fuelled model.
(That's enough Davros-style undercarriages - Ed.).