Wednesday, July 12, 2006

What A Difference A 'K' Makes

Re-installed at the CTM, there's no sign of the twins or Mr Kharkov.

More worryingly, my Rolex Oyster (Whitstable Edition) has vanished, as has a large sum from my Coutts account.

Naturally I've called the rozzers, who say there's been a spate of this in the local area over the past few years. Apparently another bunch of Uranians recently hopped it with £8m, having convinced everyone on the Ile that they were going to use it to build a Turnip Centre.

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