Only in your super, soaraway Eastcliff Richard! Each week top Thanet politician Sandy Beach gives us his insight into the island!!!
Margit effin' rocks! 'Sall abart bleedin' art aynit? That friggin' poster though!!!??? What a flippin' balls-up! Made the place look like a fuckin' tip. Tossers! Arty-farty tossers!!!
Look wot we done for Fannit. Margit's bleedin' marvellous, aynit? Ramsgit's go' a loada boats. Bleedin' kushti. 'Ad a pint in Broadstairs the uvver day. Smashin'. (You said that last week - Ed.)
Farmers? Luv 'em! Bleedin' luv 'em!! Luvvly juicy marters, tasty taters, bloody luv 'em. Sweet as a nut. Kushti. Builda loada green arses, marters, the flippin' lot. Wot's better? China! Fuckin' luvvly. Sweet 'n' sour chicken, special fried rice, banana fritters, smashin'!! 'Ello me old China! Geddit!!?!?!!
That's enough diary - Ed.