Sunday, May 11, 2008

Normal Service Has Been Resumed

My thanks to Mr Ceaucescu (no relation) for steadfastly holding the fort while I was away getting hitched to the lovely Mrs Ceaucescu (no relation) at the Elvis Wedding Chapel, Las Vegas.

I suppose I must now refer to her as Mrs Eastcliff (relation), although I'm none too sure about the legalities, and she still seems to prefer the company of Mr Ceaucescu (no relation) when it comes to staying out all night clubbing. Still, it'll make a lovely, exclusive spread in What Ho! magazine!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mr Ceaucescu (no relation) did a good job, you need to consider offering him a partnership. I have tried to find your wedding on Kent TV. They need your presents to boost their rating if todays KOS is to be believed

bumsexinternational said...

I am confused by this whole issue, but am relieved to see that you are back.

Justin Brown said...

Bumsex can often lead to confusing issues but, like yourself, I'm always pleased to see Richard's back.

Lucy Mail said...

Maybe we could make a sandwich Justin, as I'm a big admirer of Richards front. Something he seems to have a fair amount of (and I'm not suggesting that you're fat, honey)!

Eastcliff Richard said...

Sadly I'm going to have to apply for a Heritage Lottery grant to improve my front, as Mrs Eastcliff (relation) has been only too quick to point out.