Thursday, May 01, 2008

Sandy's Thanet Diary

Only in your super, soaraway Eastcliff Richard! Each week top Thanet politician Sandy Beach gives us his insight into the island!!!

Effin' Ada! That bloomin' Standards Board thing was a right balls up! Some bastards said I was offensive. Bastards! Offensive? I'll give them effin' offensive! Tossers!!!

Socialists? Bastards more like. Bleedin' us poor bleeders dry, ain't they? Fannit says on yer effin' bike yer bastard socialist wankers.

Look wot we done for Fannit. Margit's bleedin' marvellous, ain't it? Ramsgit's go' a loada boats. Bleedin' kushti. 'Ad a pint in Broadstairs the uvver day. Smashin'.

Dreamland eh? F*ckin' 'ell.

That's enough diary - Ed.


Anonymous said...

Is Sandy Beach a blue tongue?

Anonymous said...

more like brown where latchford is concerned

Anonymous said...

Wanna flog Norfdan Ahs nah dunay.

Anonymous said...

are you polish or a graduate of TDC

Eastcliff Richard said...

Flog Norfdarn 'Arse? Lumme!