by Isle of Thanet Gazunder Society Editor F.T. Balls
Thanet's best known celebrity millionaire Richard Eastcliff said today that he was 'euphoric' following the acceptance of a marriage proposal by Mrs Ceaucescu (no relation), his Romanian housekeeper. Mr Eastcliff, 29, revealed he had popped the question in the back of a Bentley belonging to showbiz pal Harry Hill at the weekend over a takeaway fish and chip supper.
Mrs Ceaucescu (no relation), 19, was formerly one half of the internationally renowned dancing duo the Titty Girls, and has performed in many local clubs as well as Neasden's famous Rhino Revue Bar since her arrival in the UK in 2006.
Mr Eastcliff, who was previously engaged to Thanet estate agent Frances Oapen, told What Ho! magazine that a date had not yet been set for the wedding, or for his fiancee's divorce from her current husband Mr Ceaucescu (no relation). He added: 'We were euphoric afterwards, and once we'd dropped Harry off at his North London apartment we went for a celebratory kebab. I couldn't ask for things to have gone any better than they did.'
Mr Eastcliff is 29.
11 comments:
Invites?
Once the divorce is out of the way we can set a date. Although Mr Ceaucescu (no relation) doesn't seem at all happy about this.
dont forget to get the pre marriage contract signed and witnessed or you will be taken for your millions.
Are there any kids involved?
"Are there any kids involved?
10:59 AM"
err no only
Mrs Ceaucescu (no relation), 19,
Congratulations
Are you having the ceremony in Bucharest’s opulent & very stylish The People's House or were you thinking of our own equally prestigious Hotel Without-a-Clu.
I believe there is the chassis of an old Messerschmitt buble car in the Westcliff Hall, any good as a wedding car?
A nudie wedding! Er, I'll get back to you on that Peter.
Personally I feel that weddings ought to be fun. Funerals too, for that matter. So a nudie wedding, yeah, go for it.
Though the thought of 78 year old Uncle Ernest 'strutting his wrinkly stuff' doesn't exactly set me on fire.
It was bad enough watching him bend over to tend his, er, spuds, in his gardening shorts. I still shudder at the memory!
Eastcliff, you nearly had me going for a moment but I realsed it must be a tardy April fool instead, This type of thing just doesn't happen in the real world does it?
I do hope not!
I've got designs on the fella myself.
It's either that or get another job.
I am still in shock at the "Mr Eastcliff (29)"...wow i mean move over Ms Ceaucescu...lol Luv ya. Anway if there is a wedding (wink wink) wont it blow your cover.
After he put the meat cleaver down Mr Ceaucescu (no relation) and I had a full and frank discussion. It appears that he may be willing to come to some sort of timeshare arrangement.
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